Saturday, November 22, 2014

Good morning. It's an early one here at our house. Mark is going hunting with Lew, so half the neighborhood's awake already. LOL (We have a very noisy western screech owl living right behind our house, and when the little guy is disturbed in the night, he hoots!)

My pal, Rick M sent me this joke. It's pretty good ... 

Three Irishman are sitting in the pub window seat, watching the front door of the brothel over the road.

The local Methodist pastor appears, and quickly goes inside.

"Would you look at that!" says the first Irishman. 

"Did I not always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are?"

No sooner are the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi appears at the door, knocks, and goes inside.

"Another one trying to fool everyone with their preaching and stupid hats!"

They continue drinking their beer roundly condemning the Vicar and the Rabbi, when they see their own Catholic priest knock on the door.

"Now dat's sad." says the third Irishman. "One of the girls must've died!"

C'mon, that's funny. Hahaha. (And, somewhere there's a lesson there!)

This morning, I wrapped Christmas presents and got glitter all over the dining room. Ha ha. Gifts are ready for Matt, Tiffany, Hailey and Isabella! Whew! Randy agreed to deliver the parcel when he goes to South Florida on the 30th. His friends live just two blocks from Matt's. 

When Mark arrived home about 1130, he washed up and went to Hobby Lobby with me to pick up more wrapping supplies. Everything Christmas is 50% off  already! 

This evening, Randy is meeting Dawn and her girlfriend Sandy at The Villages for drinks and music. Mark and I are going to Stavros for dinner! 

Kris just called and we're going to meet he and Diane at Ichy Ban for buffet. 

 

Ta ta.